A lady went to the store to buy a parrot
and asks the sales person,
"What's so special about the parrot ?"
Sales person:
This parrot can talk So the lady asks the parrot,
... "how do I look?"
The parrot replies, "you look like a damn Slut?"
The lady gets pissed off and tells the
sales person that it's a very rude parrot
and she cannot buy it.
The sales person tells her to please wait
for 2 mins.
The sales person takes the parrot to the
back of the store and shoves the parrot
into a bucket of water and when he
pulls the parrot out he says,
"if you disrespect the lady out there, I'll
soak you in water again"
and takes the
parrot back outside.
The sales person asked thelady to ask
the parrot another question.
Lady:
"If I come home with1 man what
would you think?"
Parrot: "He's your husband"
Lady: "2 men"
Parrot: "Your husband and his brother"
Lady: "3 men"
Parrot: "Your husband, his brother &
your brother"
Lady: "4 men"
Parrot: "Bring the bucket of
water, I already told you she's a slut!"