> This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
>
> The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time
> we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village
> tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
>
> 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
>
> 'OK,' he s ays, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
> do it for old time's sake?'
>
> 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
>
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
> having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these
> two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
> so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
>
> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
> support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
> tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and
> the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old
> man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
> policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are
> making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse,
> panting on the ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
> old age that he didn't know.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
> struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is
> still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to
> ask them what their secret is.
>
>
> So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
> something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
> some sort of secret to this?'
>
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't
> an electric fence
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